Lawyers Not To Hire.com is UNDER CONSTRUCTION

 Here are some potential slogans and product designs for coffee mugs to sell on www.lawyersnottohire.com:

• Justice Brewed Fresh
• A Cup of Accountability
• Drink to Ethical Lawyering
• No Corruption in This Mug
• Exposing Bad Apples, One Sip at a Time
• Caffeinating the Fight Against Legal Misconduct
• Brewing Change, Sip by Sip

1. The Gavel Mug
   Design: A classic white ceramic mug with the website's logo on one side and an image of a gavel on the other with the slogan "Justice Brewed Fresh".
2. The Corruption-Free Mug
   Design: A matte black mug with the website URL wrapping around the mug and the slogan "No Corruption in This Mug" printed underneath in bold white text.
3. The Bad Apple Mug
   Design: A red ceramic mug with a graphic design of a rotten apple with a gavel striking through it. The slogan "Exposing Bad Apples, One Sip at a Time" is printed underneath.
4. The Scales of Justice Mug
   Design: A sleek gunmetal gray mug with an embossed scales of justice graphic. The slogan "Drink to Ethical Lawyering" is printed in a modern sans-serif font.
5. The Caffeinated Change Mug
   Design: A playful design with coffee bean graphics surrounding the slogan "Caffeinating the Fight Against Legal Misconduct" printed on a bright yellow mug.

I've aimed to create slogans and designs that are clean, professional, and aligned with the mission of www.lawyersnottohire.com to expose unethical legal practices. The mug designs incorporate imagery related to law and justice while keeping the overall look modern and appealing. Let me know if you'd like me to modify or expand on any of these ideas!